When I went to lunch today, I noticed an old man sitting on a
park bench sobbing his eyes out.
I stopped and asked him what was wrong.
He said, "I have a 22 year old Wife at home.
She makes love to me every morning and then gets up and makes me pancakes, sausage,fresh fruit and freshly ground coffee.
I said, "Well then, why are you crying?"
He said, "She makes me homemade soup for lunch and my
favorite biscuits and then makes love to me for half the afternoon."
I said, "Well, why are you crying?"
He said, "For dinner she makes me a gourmet meal with wine and my favorite dessert and then makes love to me and her special toys until 2:00 a.m."
I said, "Well, why in the world would you be crying?"
He said, "I can't remember where I live!"