A cricketer dies and goes to heaven. When St Peter ushers him through the
pearly gates, he's happily astonished to find they're in the stands of a
vast cricket stadium among millions of screaming fans. However, when he
focuses on the game being played out in the middle, he's astounded to see
that the bowler commencing his short run-up has the name WARNE on the back
of his shirt. He turns to St Peter and, voice trembling, says: "I didn't
know Warnie had died." "He hasn't," sighs St Peter. "That's God. He just
thinks he's Shane Warne."