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    It was a hot Saturday evening in the summer of 1961, and Allan had a date with Peggy Sue.

    He arrived at her house and rang the bell.

    'Oh, come on in!' Peggy Sue's mother said as she
    welcomed Allan in.

    'Have a seat in the living room.
    Would you like something to drink?
    Lemonade? Iced tea?'

    'Iced tea, please,' Allan said.
    Mom brought the iced tea.

    'So, what are you and Peggy planning to do tonight?'
    she asked.

    'Oh, probably catch a movie,
    and then maybe grab a bite to eat at
    the malt shop, maybe take a walk on the beach..'

    'Peggy likes to screw, you know,' Mom informed him.

    'Really?' Allan replied, his eyebrows rising.

    'Oh yes,' the mother continued,
    'When she goes out with her friends,
    that's all they do! Screw, again and again !!'

    'Is that so?' asked Allan incredulous.
    'Yes,' said the mother.
    'As a matter of fact, she'd screw all night if we let her!'

    'Well, thanks for the tip!' Allan said as he began
    thinking about alternate plans for the evening.

    A moment later, Peggy Sue came down the stairs
    looking pretty as a picture, wearing a pink blouse and
    a hooped skirt, and with her hairtied back
    in a bouncy ponytail.
    She greeted Allan.

    'Have fun, kids!' the mother said as they left.

    Two hours later, a completely dishevelled Peggy Sue
    burst into the house and slammed the
    front door behind her.

    'The Twist, Mum!' she angrily yelled to
    her mother in the kitchen. 'The bloody dance is called the Twist !!!'
    regards

    David


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    "How's the serenity" (from "The Castle")

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    David


    "Tell him he's dreamin."
    "How's the serenity" (from "The Castle")

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