A man goes into see his doctor complaining of pain upon urination.

The doctor asks the man to whip down his tweeds and has a quick look at his old fella.

The doc then instructs the man to dress himself and take a seat.

The doc chews on his pen and says "hmmmmmm. Tell me do you masturbate a lot"

The man replies "yes" a little shyly


"Hmmmm" says the doctor again and pauses.


"Its great isn't it?!"