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    Default The immigrant

    Mudjiba is being interviewed by an Immigration Officer at airport where he is attempting to enter the country quite legally. After a series of questions the Immigration Officer says.
    “Right mate, you have answered all the questions correctly. However there is one more thing and you must get this right or you can’t come into Australia. Do you understand?”
    Mudjiba replies “I am completely in understanding of this requirement, Mister Officer. What is the question please?”
    “Can you put the words yellow, pink and green into one sentence?”
    Mudjiba thinks for a long time and finally says “Very well Mister Officer, I am ready.”
    The Immigration Officer says “Okay, lets have it.”
    Mudjiba answers “The telephone, he goes ‘Green, green, green’ and I pink him up and say ‘Yellow, Mudjiba here’.”
    Rumour has it Mudjiba now works in a Telstra call centre – maybe you’ve spoken to him!

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    No, he works in a Telecom call centre and rings my place at 6:00 every night offering me a new mobile phone contract that will cost me nothing.

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