Nursing Home Tunes we will here

[wheelinround]

A while ago someone on the forum pointed out about Music we will listen to in Nursing homes. While many nursing homes these days play 20's, 30's, 40's & 50's tunes to sooth the savage beasts.

Some of the artists of the 60's are revising their hits with new lyrics to
accommodate aging baby boomers who can remember doing the "Limbo"
as if it were yesterday .



They include:

Bobby Darin ---

Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' A Flash

Herman's Hermits ---
Mrs. Brown, You've Got A Lovely Walker

Ringo Starr ---
I Get By With A Little Help From Depends

The Bee Gees -- -
How Can You Mend A Broken Hip?

Roberta Flack---
The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face


Johnny Nash ---
I Can't See Clearly Now.

Paul Simon---

Fifty Ways To Lose Your Liver

The Commodores ---

Once, Twice, Three Times To The Bathroom

Marvin Gaye ---
Heard It Through the Grape Nuts

Procol Harem---
A Whiter Shade Of Hair

Leo Sayer ---
You Make Me Feel Like Napping

The Temptations ---
Papa's Got A Kidney Stone

Abba--
Denture Queen
"You haven't seen my teeth have you Wilma?

Tony Orlando ---
Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling
If You Hear Me Fall

Helen Reddy ---
I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore

Leslie Gore---
It's My Procedure, And I'll Cry If I Want To

And Last but NOT least...

Willie Nelson ---
On the Commode Again

[dr4g0nfly]

I think I'm beginning to resemble some of these!