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Thread: Waitress Date
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29th November 2011, 12:55 PM #1
Waitress Date
John went to a Munrubben Cafe and wanted to ask his attractive
waitress for a date, but couldn't get her attention.
When he was able to catch her eye, she quickly looked away.
Finally John followed her into the kitchen and blurted out his invitation.
To his amazement, she readily consented.
John said, "Why have you been avoiding me all this time? You wouldn't
even make eye contact."
"Oh," said the waitress, "I thought you just wanted more coffee."Androgens Order
Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.
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29th November 2011, 10:45 PM #2
John was very annoyed
... and gave her an "International Roast".
AllanLife is short ... smile while you still have teeth.
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29th November 2011, 10:52 PM #3
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She knew what she wanted. Don't mocha!
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30th November 2011, 04:58 PM #4
I thought she might have been a "skinny flat white"
Androgens Order
Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.
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30th November 2011, 05:18 PM #5
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4th December 2011, 05:52 PM #6rrich Guest
She was the server that I had at breakfast last week end.
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5th December 2011, 08:55 PM #7
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