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  1. #1
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    Default Apples and Wine...(sexist gripe)

    Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the
    tree.
    Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid
    of
    falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from
    the
    ground that aren't as good, but easy. The apples at the top think
    something
    is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to
    wait
    for the right man to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb
    all
    the way to the top of the tree. Share this with women who are good
    apples,
    even those who have already been picked!

    Now Men.... Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up
    to
    women to stomp the ***** out of them until they turn into something
    acceptable to have dinner with.
    Stupidity kills. Absolute stupidity kills absolutely.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Iain
    They begin as grapes,
    Then shrivel and turn into sultanas.

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    Quote Originally Posted by flea1607
    Then shrivel and turn into sultanas.
    Owwwhhh Squizz, you poor darling.

    Al :eek:

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    Al, See what happens when you don't have a shed .

    Cheers
    Squizzy

    "It is better to be ignorant and ask a stupid question than to be plain Stupid and not ask at all" {screamed by maths teacher in Year 8}

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    I don't understand woodn't you rather have a good glass of wine than a slice of apple







    A hangover is the wrath of grapes

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ashore
    I don't understand woodn't you rather have a good glass of wine than a slice of apple







    A hangover is the wrath of grapes
    All depends on where the slice of apple is plucked from.
    Insert evil laugh here..................Wmwahahahahaha....

    Al :eek:

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    Quote Originally Posted by ozwinner
    All depends on where the slice of apple is plucked from.
    Insert evil laugh here..................Wmwahahahahaha....

    Al :eek:
    A Granny Smith or a Jonathon
    Insert throwing up sound here...........................







    A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

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