YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2006 when...

[Cliff Rogers]

1. You accidentally enter your pin number on the microwave.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.
4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.
6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.
7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen.
8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go get it.
10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.
11. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.
12. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to send this message.
13. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.
14 . You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list.
AND NOW YOU ARE LAUGHING at yourself.

[ss_11000]

11. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.
12. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to send this message.
13. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.
14 . You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list.
AND NOW YOU ARE LAUGHING at yourself.

that bit is true, i followed every one

[Doughboy]

You forgot

15. You and your other half are sitting on the same couch and the only way you communicate is to use msn messenger.

Pete

[Cliff Rogers]

You forgot

15. You and your other half are sitting on the same couch and the only way you communicate is to use msn messenger.

Pete

Erk... not even... the stanky 'CB of the internet', not ever.

[Wood Butcher]

You forgot

15. You and your other half are sitting on the same couch and the only way you communicate is to use msn messenger.

Pete

When SWMBO and I are both studying and she has her headphones on with the music up loud, MSN is the only way I can get her attention!

[Cliff Rogers]

When SWMBO and I are both studying and she has her headphones on with the music up loud, MSN is the only way I can get her attention!

Have you tried farting?
Works a treat for me.

[Glenn_M]

Have you tried farting?
Works a treat for me.

Do ya think that would work for shed - to - house communications? To scared to try - you know follow through and all....

Hmmm wrong thread.....

[Cliff Rogers]

Do ya think that would work for shed - to - house communications? To scared to try - you know follow through and all....

Hmmm wrong thread.....

Bit risky, it works form bathroom to kitchen in the morning...

Brrrrraaaaappppttt!!!

"Arh, so you are up already, I'll put the kettle on."

[Doughboy]

Go ahead and put the kettle on but dont light the gas whatever you do!!!

Pete

[rod@plasterbrok]

I'm Laughing too because we have wirless here and when I'm in the office I have sent my wife emails who is in the louge 30 meters away.

Ps I always email the kids who are upstairs. LOL

Cheers Rod

[DanP]

You have more passwords and PIN numbers than you can count on both hands and feet.

[Driver]

You know you're living in 2006 when your daily newspaper reports that some wanker who calls himself a "nutritional toxicologist" is calling for school canteens to ban chocolate and for school PTAs to stop running sausage sizzles because schoolkids are being exposed to "toxic" foodstuffs! :mad:

Rant off.

[HappyHammer]

......when a TV program called A Current Affair has no current affairs content just trumped up stories sensationalised for effect.

Such as "Fruit juice is causing child obesity" when in fact they are reporting on kids lolly water not fruit juice at all, utter crap. Just watch Media Watch ACA feature almost every week.:mad:

HH.

[silentC]

Where do these people get off? Who appointed them as our representatives? Can't we sack them? Followed up by a quick bit of pillaging. Raping is optional, based on looks and sexual preference.

[silentC]

Is this going to be the Friday thread? I hope so, it's shaping up well...