This has got to be one of the most clever E-mails I've received in awhile. (Wait till you see the last one)!

DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
 DIRTY ROOM

PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER

THE MORSE CODE :
When you rearrange the letters:
 HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
 CASH LOST IN ME

ELECTION RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:
 When you rearrange the letters:
 ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT:
 When you rearrange the letters:
 IM A DOT IN PLACE

 THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
 When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE

AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:

MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER

Yep! Someone with waaaaaaaaaaay too much time on their hands! (Probably a son-in-law).