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21st August 2007, 12:38 AM #1
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Horse rider
A lady in her fifties believed she had finally plucked
up enough courage to ride a horse. This was to be
her day of glory and asked a few friends to come
and watch this great event.
She was no sooner on the horse when she began to
slip a little. A couple of moments later she pannicked
and began calling for help. As she began her slide
from the saddle her friends offered no comfort as they
laughed until tears came from their eyes.
There she was clinging on bravely, one foot in the
stirrup and clutching at the horse's mane. Finally one
of her friends came to her rescue.
She went into Safeways and got the manager to come
out and turn off the switch.
Allan
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21st August 2007, 02:48 PM #2
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Allan ! you been sniffing the sawdust again,
Reality is no background music.
Cheers John
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21st August 2007, 04:26 PM #3
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Anyone know where Als joke switch is
Have a good one
Keith
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21st August 2007, 04:41 PM #4
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Just when you think the jokes can't get any lamer...
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21st August 2007, 05:59 PM #5
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Horse rider
Never mind the sawdust Munruben, I think Allan has been sniffing the glue and I don't mean PVA.
Barry Hicks
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22nd August 2007, 02:20 PM #6
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Oh, you gotta laugh dontcha!
I think I will have to change my user name
to "Pimple" because everyone wants to pick
on me.
Where would we be without a sense of humour?
Allan
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22nd August 2007, 02:36 PM #7
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come on pimple you know we all love you..
I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.
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22nd August 2007, 03:20 PM #8
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Thats what its all about Allan
Originally Posted by Alan at Wallan
Keep 'um coming
Reality is no background music.
Cheers John
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22nd August 2007, 03:36 PM #9
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Here's one for you Allan,
What do you call a monkey in a mine field???
A BaBOOM
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22nd August 2007, 08:50 PM #10
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Originally Posted by NCArcher
Here's one for you Allan,
What do you call a monkey in a mine field???
Should I respond to the answer with "boom boom?"
Good one anyway - keep 'em coming.
Allan
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