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14th December 2007, 10:08 PM #1
Frog
One day after sleeping badly, an anatomist went to his frog laboratory and removed from a cage one frog with white spots on its back. He placed it on a table and drew a line just in front of the frog. "Jump frog, jump!" he shouted. The little critter jumped two feet forward. In his lab book, the anatomist scribbled, "Frog with four legs jumps two feet."
Then, he surgically removed one leg of the frog and repeated the experiment. "Jump, jump!" To which, the frog leaped forward 1.5 feet. He wrote down, "Frog with three legs jumps 1.5 feet."
Next, he removed a second leg. "Jump frog, jump!" The frog managed to jump a foot. He scribbled in his lab book, "Frog with two legs jumps one foot."
Not stopping there, the anatomist removed yet another leg. "Jump, jump!" The poor frog somehow managed to move 0.5 feet forward. The scientist wrote, "Frog with one leg jumps 0.5 feet."
Finally, he eliminated the last leg. "Jump, jump!" he shouted, encouraging forward progress for the frog. But despite all its efforts, the frog could not budge. "Jump frog, jump!" he cried again. It was no use; the frog would not response. The anatomist thought for a while and then wrote in his lab book, "Frog with no legs goes deaf."Reality is no background music.
Cheers John
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15th December 2007, 09:42 AM #2
For this he did years of University training, schooling, study poudly he announced his findings stating "No Animals were hurt during these tests" Got the Nobel Piece Prize a large $$$$$ hand out for further experimentation.
Mean while some or many kids between the age of 5 and 14 living near a creek had done the same experiment years earlier got kicked in the butt by his mum for playing with frogs told to go clean his room and ended up doing wood work for the rest of his life.
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