The Thinking Blonde

[Barry Hicks]

A blonde is driving along a highway and gets a flat.

She pulls over to the shoulder, alights from the
car, opens the boot and takes out two cardboard
men, unfolds them and stands them at the rear of
her car facing the oncoming traffic.

The lifelike cardboard men are wearing raincoats and
are exposing their nude bodies and private parts to
the approaching drivers.

Not surprisingly, the traffic becomes snarled and
backed up.

It isn't very long before a police car arrives. The
officer, clearly annoyed, approaches the blonde
with the disabled vehicle and demands an explanation.

"My car has a flat tyre constable," says the woman
calmly.

"Well, what are these obscene cardboard pictures
doing here by the road?" he asks.

"Helloooooo!" says the blonde, "They are my
emergency flashers."

[fubar]

ohhh groan!!!!!! nice one

[echnidna]

wonder if she got a ticket for flashing a cop

[Allan at Wallan]

wonder if she got a ticket for flashing a cop

Same blonde had just gone thru a red light
and copped a flash.

Allan

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You can't teach an old mouse new clicks.

[rrich]

So bad but GOOD!

LOL