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  1. #1
    Join Date
    Dec 2002
    Location
    SW Sydney
    Age
    75
    Posts
    12

    Thumbs up This bloke was a wise old woody!!!

    Healthy Competition

    The shopkeeper was dismayed when a brand new business much like his
    own opened up next door and erected a huge sign which read ... BEST DEALS.

    He was horrified when another competitor opened up on his right, and
    announced its arrival with an even larger sign,reading ... LOWEST PRICES.

    The shopkeeper was panicked, until he got an idea. He put the
    biggest sign of all over his own shop. It read ... MAIN ENTRANCE.
    Androgens Order
    Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
    The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.

  2. #2
    Join Date
    May 2007
    Location
    Pretty Sally Hill, Wallan Vic
    Age
    85
    Posts
    0

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    Yes, it was worth the effort to submit that.
    No one else has responded but I thought it was
    worthy of a few merit points.

    Keep 'em coming.

    Allan

    ________________________________________________

    I am not at all worried about dying
    ... but just hope I am not there at the time.

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