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    Default The Heaviest Element Known to Science

    Lawrence Livermore Laboratories has discovered the heaviest element yet
    known to science.

    The new element, Governmentium (Gv), has one neutron, 25 assistant
    neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it
    an atomic mass of 312.

    These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are
    surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.

    Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert; however, it can be
    detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into
    contact. A tiny amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would
    normally take less than a second, to take from 4 days to 4 years to
    complete.

    Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2- 6 years. It does not decay, but
    instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant
    neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.
    In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each
    reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming
    isodopes.

    This characteristic of morons promotion leads some scientists to believe
    that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical
    concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical
    morass.

    When catalysed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium, an
    element that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium since it has
    half as many peons but twice as many morons.

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    How does it react in a Cynicotron???Implode???

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