John's Last Wish

[wheelinround]

John was on his deathbed and gasped pitifully.
"Give me one last request, dear," he said.
"Of course, John ," his wife said softly.
"Six months after I die," he said, "I want you to marry Barry."
"But I thought you hated Barry," she said.
With his last breath John said, "I do!"

[Allan at Wallan]

Like 80 grit sandpaper mate
... that was a bit rough.



Allan

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I once stole a calendar - and got 12 months.

[wheelinround]

Must have been he hasn't talked to me since.

[munruben]

Let me tell you. my neighbour is about 25, blond, tallish, great figure, hair you would kill for and sunbakes topless in the backyard.
all in all he, is a nice bloke.

[wheelinround]

John's turned and he doesn't have a lathe