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3rd July 2004, 06:48 PM #1
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Turner Brown
A little guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this great big huge guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says, "7 feet tall, 350 lbs., 20 inch penis, testicles 3 lbs. each, Turner Brown".
The small guy just faints dead away and falls to the floor. The big dude kneels down and brings him to, by slapping and shaking him. He asks "Are you Ok?" In a very weak voice the little guy says, "Excuse me, but what did you just say to me?"
The big dude says, "When I saw the curious look on your face, I just figured I'd give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me.
"I'm 7 feet tall, weigh 350 lbs., have a 20 inch penis, my testicles weigh 3 lbs. each. And my name is Turner Brown".
The small guy says, "Thank God !! I thought you said Turn Around".Bob Willson
The term 'grammar nazi' was invented to make people, who don't know their grammar, feel OK about being uneducated.
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13th July 2004, 10:17 PM #2
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thanks I love it Bob
I read this last week and have had lots of laugh's from people as i have retold it.
told a mate at the local reece store, he told me today that when he told it to a woman he knows she didnt get it because she got stuck on the 20inch part and couldnt get past that.
LOL
cheers Ian
Some People are like slinky's,
They serve no purpose at all,
but they put a smile on your face when you throw them down the stairs.
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