Results 1 to 5 of 5
  1. 19th February 2009, 01:38 PM #1
    munruben's Avatar
    munruben
    munruben is offline GOLD MEMBER
    Join Date
    Mar 2007
    Location
    Munruben, Qld
    Age
    84
    Posts
    0

    Default Barry and Alan again

    Barry and Alan go to a church buffet luncheon in Wallan and line up for the meal. On the first table there is a huge bowl of apples with a sign on it saying." Please take one but remember, God is watching" so Barry and Alan both take just one apple.
    Further down the table is a massive dish of delicious chocolates and Alan turns to Barry and says "Take as many chocolates as you want, God's watching the apples"
    Reality is no background music.
    Cheers John
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  2. 19th February 2009, 01:40 PM #2
    wheelinround's Avatar
    wheelinround
    wheelinround is offline GOLD MEMBER
    Join Date
    Jun 2007
    Location
    North Of The Boarder
    Age
    68
    Posts
    0

    Default

    Thanks to Eve for her part in that
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  3. 19th February 2009, 02:39 PM #3
    Allan at Wallan's Avatar
    Allan at Wallan
    Allan at Wallan is offline Retiring type.
    Join Date
    May 2007
    Location
    Pretty Sally Hill, Wallan Vic
    Age
    85
    Posts
    0

    Default

    That joke "gave me the pip" John.

    Allan
    Life is short ... smile while you still have teeth.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  4. 19th February 2009, 03:27 PM #4
    chrisb691's Avatar
    chrisb691
    chrisb691 is offline GOLD MEMBER
    Join Date
    Sep 2005
    Location
    Cheltenham, Melbourne
    Age
    75
    Posts
    0

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Allan at Wallan View Post
    That joke "gave me the pip" John.

    Allan
    That got to the core of the issue.
    Chris
    ========================================

    Life isn't always fair

    ....................but it's better than the alternative.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  5. 20th February 2009, 10:22 PM #5
    Rodgera's Avatar
    Rodgera
    Rodgera is offline Intermediate Member
    Join Date
    Dec 2002
    Location
    SW Sydney
    Age
    75
    Posts
    12

    Default

    Did they peel away the outer covering?
    Androgens Order
    Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
    The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
« Previous Thread | Next Thread »

Similar Threads

  1. Alan and his mother in law
    By munruben in forum JOKES
    Replies: 1
    Last Post: 26th January 2009, 11:14 AM
  2. Alan and Barry golfing
    By munruben in forum JOKES
    Replies: 2
    Last Post: 19th December 2008, 05:42 PM
  3. alan at the zoo
    By munruben in forum JOKES
    Replies: 1
    Last Post: 15th June 2008, 11:32 AM
  4. Alan and Barry in Africa
    By munruben in forum JOKES
    Replies: 9
    Last Post: 4th June 2008, 06:24 PM
  5. Barry and Alan go camping
    By munruben in forum JOKES
    Replies: 4
    Last Post: 13th November 2007, 10:24 AM

Tags for this Thread

Bookmarks

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  

Forum Rules