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19th February 2009, 01:38 PM #1
Barry and Alan again
Barry and Alan go to a church buffet luncheon in Wallan and line up for the meal. On the first table there is a huge bowl of apples with a sign on it saying." Please take one but remember, God is watching" so Barry and Alan both take just one apple.
Further down the table is a massive dish of delicious chocolates and Alan turns to Barry and says "Take as many chocolates as you want, God's watching the apples"Reality is no background music.
Cheers John
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19th February 2009, 01:40 PM #2
Thanks to Eve for her part in that
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19th February 2009, 02:39 PM #3
That joke "gave me the pip" John.
AllanLife is short ... smile while you still have teeth.
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19th February 2009, 03:27 PM #4
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20th February 2009, 10:22 PM #5
Did they peel away the outer covering?
Androgens Order
Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.
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