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    The Haircut

    One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he
    asked

    about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from
    you, I'm

    doing community service this week.' The florist was pleased and left
    the

    shop. When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was
    a

    'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.


    Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill,
    the

    barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you , I'm doing
    community

    service this week.' The cop was happy and left the shop. The next
    morning

    when the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank you' card and a
    dozen

    donuts waiting for him at his door.


    Then a Congressman came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his
    bill,

    the barber again replied, 'I can not accept money from you. I'm doing

    community service this week.' The Congressman was very happy and left
    the

    shop. The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a
    dozen

    Congressmen lined up waiting for a free haircut.


    And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between
    the

    citizens of our country and the politicians who run it.


    BOTH POLITICIANS AND DIAPERS NEED TO BE CHANGED OFTEN AND FOR THE SAME
    REASON!


    If you don't forward this you have no sense of humor. Nothing bad will
    happen, however, you must live with yourself knowing that laughter is
    not
    in your future.


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    On the same subject of getting haircuts, did you hear about the Jewish man walking down the street pushing a pram?

    Not sure I spelt that correctly!
    And my head I'd be a scratchin'
    While my thoughts were busy hatchin'
    If I only had a brain.

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