Police dog

[Allan at Wallan]

There was a vacancy at the Munruben Police Station
for a highly qualified dog so John took his poodle in
for an interview.

Firstly the dog had to be able to type at 60 words
a minute and it romped through the test.

Then there was a physical test and the poodle had
no difficulty in completing the obstacle course and
associated stress tests.

The testing officer then said, "There is just one more
condition. The dog must be bilingual".

The poodle looked up and said, "Meow".

Allan

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I once stole a calendar - and got 12 months.

[munruben]

Not only that, he had to have experience in blacksmithing so I kicked him up the backside and he made a bolt for the door.

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

No wonder it speaks cat... a poodle is just a cat with an identity crisis.