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    It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:

    1. a friend
    2. a companion
    3. a lover
    4. a brother
    5. a father
    6. a master
    7. a chef
    8. an electrician
    9. a carpenter
    10. a plumber
    11. a mechanic
    12. a decorator
    13. a stylist
    14. a sexologist
    15. a gynecologist
    16. a psychologist
    17. a pest exterminator
    18. a psychiatrist
    19. a healer
    20. a good listener
    21. an organizer
    22. a good father
    23. very clean
    24. sympathetic
    25. athletic
    26. warm
    27. attentive
    28. gallant
    29. intelligent
    30. funny
    31. creative
    32. tender
    33. strong
    34. understanding
    35. tolerant
    36. prudent
    37. ambitious
    38. capable
    39. courageous
    40. determined
    41. true
    42. dependable
    43. passionate44. compassionate

    WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
    45. give her compliments regularly
    46. love shopping
    47. be honest
    48. be very rich
    49. not stress her out
    50. not look at other girls

    AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
    51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
    52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
    53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

    IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
    54. Never to forget:
    * birthdays
    * anniversaries
    * arrangements she makes






    How to make a man happy???











    1. Show up naked
    2. Bring food
    Chris
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    Life isn't always fair

    ....................but it's better than the alternative.

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    You forgot
    3. Bring beer


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    Quote Originally Posted by pawnhead View Post
    You forgot
    3. Bring beer
    I have found that I can survive without beer. Hell, I'm also willing to give up food.
    Chris
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    Life isn't always fair

    ....................but it's better than the alternative.

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    I hope she appreciates the sacrifices you are prepared to make for her.
    Reality is no background music.
    Cheers John

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    Isn't this why European males find it hard to leave home

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    Quote Originally Posted by chrisb691 View Post
    I have found that I can survive without beer. Hell, I'm also willing to give up food.
    You're probably better off without it anyway. Several months ago, scientists at Europe's annual human reproduction conference suggested that the results of a recent analysis revealed the presence of female hormones in beer, and suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption. The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women.
    To test the theory, 100 men were each fed six pints of beer within a one-hour period. It was then observed that 100 per cent of the men; - gained weight - talked excessively without making sense - became overly emotional - couldn't drive - failed to think rationally - argued over nothing - had to sit down while urinating - couldn't perform sexually - and refused to apologise when wrong.
    No further testing is planned.


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