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    Three friends married women from different parts of the world.

    The first guy married a Greek girl. He told her that she was to do
    the dishes and house cleaning. Nothing much happened on the first
    day but by the third day he came home to find the dishes done
    and the house cleaned satisfactorily.

    The second chap married a Thai girl. She was given orders to do the
    cleaning, wash the dishes and perform the cooking. After the first
    day very little occurred but by day three everything was being done.

    The third bloke married an Aussie girl. He ordered her to keep the
    house clean, was dishes, mow the lawn, do the laundry, chop the wood,
    provide hot meals three times a day and carry out his wishes as
    demanded.

    After the first day he saw nothing, after the second day there was
    a little improvement but by the third day the swelling had gone down
    and he could see a little out of his left eye. His broken arm had
    healed enough that he could ring his doctor for advice.

    Allan
    Life is short ... smile while you still have teeth.

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    vERY GOOD.
    Chris
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    Life isn't always fair

    ....................but it's better than the alternative.

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    As should happen!!!!!
    Androgens Order
    Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
    The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.

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    Gee he scored a mild tempered one didn't he ? If I tried that they'd never find the body...
    I'm just a startled bunny in the headlights of life. L.J. Young.
    We live in a free country. We have freedom of choice. You can choose to agree with me, or you can choose to be wrong.
    Wait! No one told you your government was a sitcom?

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    Gawd if I had demanded that - my funeral would have been on the fourth day!
    Androgens Order
    Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
    The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.

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    I like it.
    Reality is no background music.
    Cheers John

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