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    Default Australian Bird

    Driving along an outback road in Western Australia, I spied an exotic bird
    flying overhead. The creature was black, with a huge and striking
    red-and-gold beak.

    "Hey, look! A toucan!" I yelled.

    "Toucan nothin'," said the Aussie passenger. "It's a crow with its
    beak stuck in a McDonald's fries carton."
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    Except a Toucan has a more green beak with a red tip and has more taste than to eat Mcmuck.

    Toucan - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
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