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13th November 2009, 02:12 PM #1
You know you are getting older when....
Seeing that most of us are just out of our teenage years, I thought it might be good to share those experiences or insights that let us know that we are getting older.
I will start off with "you know you are getting older when Memory Lane turns into an 8 lane highway."
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13th November 2009, 04:48 PM #2
you know you are getting older when
You get into the shower (as I did last week ) and your glasses start to fog upAshore
The trouble with life is there's no background music.
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13th November 2009, 04:56 PM #3
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13th November 2009, 05:38 PM #4
You know you are getting older when you spend an hour looking for your glasses and suddenly realise you are wearing them.
Reality is no background music.
Cheers John
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13th November 2009, 06:40 PM #5Senior Member
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You know when you’re getting older when you stop accepting birthday invites and start going to weddings or funerals
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13th November 2009, 06:44 PM #6
You know your getting older when
You stop wearing long shorts and get fitted for long trousers ( for those who recall those days)
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13th November 2009, 06:55 PM #7
You know you are getting old when ----- you attend your grandchild's wedding.
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13th November 2009, 07:51 PM #8
you know you are getting older when
When how long a minute is depends on which side of the toilet door your onAshore
The trouble with life is there's no background music.
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9th December 2009, 03:11 AM #9
You know you're getting older when a sexy girl wearing one of those bare midriff tops goes by... and you get concerned that her tummy might be getting cold.
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9th December 2009, 05:31 AM #10
You know you're getting older when you catch yourself telling people how it used to be...
"We must never become callous. When we experience the conflicts ever more deeply we are living in truth. The quiet conscience is an invention of the devil." - Albert Schweizer
My blog. http://theupanddownblog.blogspot.com
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9th December 2009, 09:26 AM #11
...when you catch yourself looking at a pretty girl, but can't remember why you do that
Cheers
Jeremy
If it were done when 'tis done, then 'twere well it were done quickly
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9th December 2009, 10:12 AM #12
....when your 1st grade classroom and all it's pictures, fittings, and furniture turns up in a heritage museum.
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9th December 2009, 12:30 PM #13
You know you are getting older when the young blokes at work were born in the same year that you clocked up 15 years at work.
Hooroo.
Regards, Trevor
Grafton
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9th December 2009, 11:29 PM #14Banned
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when the plants in the garden are for eating rather than smoking!
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9th December 2009, 11:31 PM #15Banned
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Actually, in my life I knew I was getting old when I started getting ready for bed the same time I used to start getting ready to go out on the town!
Bring on the walking frame !
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