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  1. #1
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    Dec 2002
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    SW Sydney
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    Default Early Morning Exercise

    A visiting speaker was impressed by the enthusiasm that our Christian
    school students showed in their physical education class.

    "I exercise, too," he sighed, faintly smiling at our pastor.
    "Every morning I awaken to the alarm, jump from bed, and run around the
    block six times."

    As our pastor expressed surprise and offered hearty praise, the man
    continued, "Then I kick the block under the bed and go back to sleep."
    Androgens Order
    Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
    The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.

  2. #2
    Join Date
    May 2007
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    Pretty Sally Hill, Wallan Vic
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    My wife and I use the block too.

    We both stand on the block to make love.

    When she sees my eyes starting to roll she
    kicks the block from under me.

    Allan
    Life is short ... smile while you still have teeth.

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