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    Red face Bed Sheets

    Soiled Bed Sheets!

    This should make you smile and one for the Nurses & Security Guards as well!!
    An extremely modest man was in the hospital
    for a series of tests, the last of which had left
    his bodily systems extremely upset.
    Upon making several false alarm trips to the
    bathroom, he decided the latest episode was another and stayed put. He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational.
    In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up the bed sheets and threw them out of the hospital window.
    A drunk was walking by the hospital when the
    sheets landed on him. He started yelling, cursing,
    and swinging his arms violently trying to get the
    unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled
    sheets in a tangled pile at his feet.
    As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring down at the sheets, a hospital security guard, (barely containing his laughter), and who had watched the whole incident, walked up
    and asked, 'What the heck is going on here?'
    The drunk, still staring down at the bed sheets in amazement, replied: 'I think I just beat the s**t out of a ghost.'
    Johnno

    Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.

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    Nearly WOS Johnno (Whiskey On Screen)

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    Noel was that because you were think of DJ in his predicament

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    Nope....just getting a bit "stoned"

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