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  1. 12th November 2010, 10:39 AM #1
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    clearly needs a revised marketing campaign.

    On the weekend they ran an ad and the main line was something like 'The spirit of Qantas in the air'.

    Yeah. That must be the avgas raining down as a 380 dumps fuel before an emergency landing.

    So I'll give them a new line for nothing:

    'Fly Qantas: start your holiday with a bang'
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  2. 12th November 2010, 12:15 PM #2
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    "Fly QANTAS - let us supply your travel excitement!"
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    QANTAS - "What's that noise?"
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  4. 12th November 2010, 12:39 PM #4
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    QANTAS - we haven't killed anyone.........................yet
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    Qantas- drop in any time.
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    Perhaps a new commercial for Qantas featuring the
    Abba song "Fernando" ... "there was something
    in the air that night" and show a few parts dropping
    from the sky within the shower of excess fuel.

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    Qantas: Quite A Nice Takeoff Any Survivors
    I tried to be normal once.
    Worst 2 minutes of my life.
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  8. 13th November 2010, 10:14 AM #8
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    Qantas: Travel with us and be guaranteed of more bang for your buck.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lyle View Post
    "Fly QANTAS - let us supply your travel excitement!"


    What about this

    Qantas: If you don't like flying, we don't waste time in the air.
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    Fly Qantas and you'll never walk again...
    ...but together with the coffee civility flowed back into him
    Patrick O'Brian, Treason's Harbour
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  11. 16th November 2010, 08:51 PM #11
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    I hear they are changing the tail insignia from a flying kangaroo to a boomerang.
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