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    Default Centimetre joke

    The teacher asked the students to use "centimetre" in a sentence but give a
    different meaning to it each time.

    Student No. 1. My thumb is about a centimetre wide.

    Student No. 2. My Mum tried to park her car at the shopping centre where
    there were three meters. She parked at the centre meter.

    Student No. 3. My Dad bought some string at Bunnings - it was a cent a metre.

    Student No. 4. My Auntie was to arrive by train - I was sent to meet her.


    P.S. I used to know another one at least - does anyone remember ?

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    If I wrote my life story the book would be a foot....no sorry a centimetre thick

    Quote Originally Posted by Allan at Wallan View Post
    The teacher asked the students to use "centimetre" in a sentence but give a
    different meaning to it each time.

    Student No. 1. My thumb is about a centimetre wide.

    Student No. 2. My Mum tried to park her car at the shopping centre where
    there were three meters. She parked at the centre meter.

    Student No. 3. My Dad bought some string at Bunnings - it was a cent a metre.

    Student No. 4. My Auntie was to arrive by train - I was sent to meet her.


    P.S. I used to know another one at least - does anyone remember ?

    Allan

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    Perhaps:

    We had trouble with our water bill and they sent a meter reader around from the council.


    CP

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    You could smell her scent a metre away
    The person who never made a mistake never made anything

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    Quote Originally Posted by rwbuild View Post
    You could smell her scent a metre away
    So how many males to the gallon did she get?
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    Quote Originally Posted by AlexS View Post
    So how many males to the gallon did she get?

    You would need to measure that with a scent-o-meter.

    cp

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carry Pine View Post
    You would need to measure that with a scent-o-meter.

    cp
    Or, if you had a car, you could use the odourometer.

    CP

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