Another Oldy

[Christopha]

1) Ziplock Bags are Male, because they hold everything in, yet you can see right through them.

2) Copiers are Female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons
are pushed.

3) A Tyre is Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated.

4) A Hot Air Balloon is Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part.

5) Sponges are Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.

6) A Web Page is Female, because it's always getting hit on.

7) A Railway is Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.

8) An Hourglass is Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.

9) A Hammer is Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.

10) A Remote Control is Female. Ha! You thought it'd be male , didn't you? But consider this - it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying!

[Bluegum]

hahhaa mate, not only so funny but so true. I like No.2 and 10......

[Auld Bassoon]

I like it. I think...

[scooter]

No. 9 Aint it the truth

[Tikki]

So does this mean all men are round, bald, full of hot air, transparent and rolling down the tracks of life banging everything in sight???

Tikki

[echnidna]

No,
no,
no,
no,
Ooohhh Yess!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[scooter]

So does this mean all men are round, bald, full of hot air, transparent and rolling down the tracks of life banging everything in sight???

Tikki

You have to ask ? ? :confused: