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Thread: Another Oldy
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2nd October 2006, 06:56 PM #1
Another Oldy
1) Ziplock Bags are Male, because they hold everything in, yet you can see right through them.
2) Copiers are Female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons
are pushed.
3) A Tyre is Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated.
4) A Hot Air Balloon is Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part.
5) Sponges are Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.
6) A Web Page is Female, because it's always getting hit on.
7) A Railway is Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.
8) An Hourglass is Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.
9) A Hammer is Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.
10) A Remote Control is Female. Ha! You thought it'd be male , didn't you? But consider this - it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying!
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2nd October 2006, 08:10 PM #2
hahhaa mate, not only so funny but so true. I like No.2 and 10......
Dave,
hug the tree before you start the chainsaw.
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2nd October 2006, 08:11 PM #3
I like it. I think...
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3rd October 2006, 04:06 PM #4
No. 9
Aint it the truth
The beatings will continue until morale improves.
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4th October 2006, 02:59 PM #5
So does this mean all men are round, bald, full of hot air, transparent and rolling down the tracks of life banging everything in sight???
Tikki
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4th October 2006, 10:52 PM #6
No,
no,
no,
no,
Ooohhh Yess!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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5th October 2006, 12:07 AM #7
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