![Thanks](https://www.renovateforums.com.au/dbtech/thanks/images/thanks.png)
![Likes](https://www.renovateforums.com.au/dbtech/thanks/images/likes.png)
![Needs Pictures](https://www.woodworkforums.com/images/smilies/happy/photo4.gif)
![Picture(s) thanks](https://www.ubeaut.biz/wave.gif)
Results 1 to 2 of 2
Thread: Never try to outsmart a woman
-
3rd February 2006, 05:54 PM #1
Never try to outsmart a woman
A man called home to his wife and said, "Honey I have been aske to
go fishing in Tasmania with my boss & several of his friends. We will be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me get that promotion I've been wanting so could you please pack enough clothes for a
week and set out my rod and fishing box? We're leaving from the office
& I will swing by the house to pick my things up . Oh! Please pack my
new blue silk pyjamas."
The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she
is,did exactly what her husband asked.
The following weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise
looking good. The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?
He said, "Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Trout, and a few Swordfish. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pyjamas like I asked you to do?"
The wife replied, "I did. They're in your fishing box.....
DanP another one for you!
Cheers
BarryIf it walks like a duck, talks like a duck and looks like a duck then it's a friggin duck.
-
4th February 2006, 10:48 AM #2
Suck...
Is there anything easier done than said?- Stacky. The bottom pub, Cobram.
Similar Threads
-
Single woman
By normell in forum JOKESReplies: 1Last Post: 7th December 2005, 07:21 AM -
Then God created woman.....
By Cliff Rogers in forum JOKESReplies: 1Last Post: 9th April 2005, 01:50 AM -
A woman is shopping .........
By hook in forum JOKESReplies: 0Last Post: 8th October 2000, 07:39 AM