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Thread: Allan at Wallan
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3rd October 2012, 02:21 PM #1
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Allan at Wallan
Every morning I walk past 'Alan at Wallan's house' and every morning I see Alan at Wallan's wife in the front garden beating him over the head with a French Loaf. This has been going on for months until this morning I see Alan at Wallan's wife beating him over the head with a large èclair! Later in the day, as I'm walking down the street, I bumped into Allan at Wallan's wife. I asked her, "every day I walk past your house and I notice you're beating Alan over the head with a French Loaf. Only, today, I could have sworn you were hitting him with a big cake!". Alan's wife paused. "Oh, I was. Today is his birthday!"
Thanks for today Alan, it with a pleasure to be in your companyLast edited by Groggy; 3rd October 2012 at 04:37 PM. Reason: correct the name
-Scott
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3rd October 2012, 02:26 PM #2
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3rd October 2012, 04:15 PM #3
Allan's birthday??? I thought he stopped having them
Sorry could not find smilie with a French loaf, Oh well enjoy your Eclair
Russell (aka Mulgabill)
"It is as it is"
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3rd October 2012, 04:28 PM #4
Happy Birthday Allan ................please make sure a fire extinguisher is at hand for the candles on the cake that many could cause a melt down.
Sue and I wish you all the best for today .................forget the diet, forget the No Grog, enjoy
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3rd October 2012, 04:36 PM #5
Don't let these guys spoil your fun Allan, have a good LXXIIIrd! (I'll send Elvis the Chopper for the cake lighting
).
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4th October 2012, 09:54 AM #6
Thank you Ubeaut, Scott, Greg, Russell and Ray for
your kind, well almost kind thoughts.
Nice to have spent some time with Scott today for
the first time. Hope to share some more in the future.
Not sure what else to say ... have not been this old before.
AllanLife is short ... smile while you still have teeth.
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4th October 2012, 04:06 PM #7
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A very Happy Birthday to you .
TKO
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4th October 2012, 08:15 PM #8
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4th October 2012, 11:30 PM #9
Allan is one of life's gentlemen - people who were at my mate's 50th birthday party are still talking about the stunning gift he gave them
the gift was a beautiful handcrafted pen by Allan at Wallan
Steve
Kilmore (Melbourne-ish)
Australia
....catchy phrase here
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5th October 2012, 10:06 PM #10
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