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Thread: Make Sure They Get Your Name
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6th April 2011, 10:55 PM #1
Make Sure They Get Your Name
Make Sure They Get Your Name
Munruben/John and Allan from Wallan arrived at a very popular restaurant and they were dismayed to find it very crowded. Approaching the hostess John asked, 'Will it be long?'
The hostess, seemingly ignoring John & Allan continued writing in her reservations book.
Thinking she had possibly not heard him the first time, John decided to ask again. 'How much time is the wait for a table?'
Looking up from her book, the hostess smiled and said, 'Oh, only about ten minutes. We will inform you when your table is ready.'
A short time later, John & Allan heard an announcement over the intercom system, 'Willette B. Long......... Willette B. Long, your table is ready.'
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7th April 2011, 10:16 AM #2
My mate saw me reading this and thought to himself
Willie Larf .... yes I did, just a little bit.
AllanLife is short ... smile while you still have teeth.
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7th April 2011, 01:15 PM #3
chuckle out loud
regards
Nick
veni, vidi, tornavi
Without wood it's just ...
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8th April 2011, 12:29 PM #4
Chuck L. Outloud ???
If you can't laugh at yourself, you could be missing out on the joke of the century - E.Everidge
the Banksiaman
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8th April 2011, 08:45 PM #5
True story you jokers....... Few years ago while I was still capable of working professionally -(in Alice Springs)...I had to apologise for arriving late at a restaurant lunch appointment. Mates already into the red juice larfed their heads orf when I explained I had just attended a development consent planning meeting for a new "Family Restaurant" project in the centre of town and had to explain certain design aspects with a Mr Ernie Wanka from the Highways Department....and a Mr Richard Head....from another important Government Department.
But I still think your restaurant hostess is a winner!
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9th April 2011, 01:17 PM #6
Mr. I.P.Daily
Androgens Order
Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.