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  1. #1
    Join Date
    Oct 2001
    Location
    Melbourne, Australia
    Posts
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    Smile ATM MACHINES

    ATM PROCEDURES

    MALE PROCEDURE
    1. Drive up to the cash machine.
    2. Put down your car window.
    3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
    4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
    5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt
    6. Put window up
    7. Drive off

    FEMALE PROCEDURE
    1. Drive up to cash machine
    2. Reverse back the required amount to align car window to machine
    3. Set parking brake. Put the window down
    4. Find handbag, remove all contents onto passenger seat to locate card.
    5. Turn the radio down
    6. Attempt to insert card into machine
    7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.
    8. Insert card
    9. Re-insert card the right way up.
    10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.
    11. Enter PIN.
    12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
    13. Enter amount of cash required
    14. Check make up in rear view mirror
    15. Retrieve cash and receipt
    16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside
    17. Place receipt in back of checkbook
    18. Re-check make-up again
    19. Drive forwards 2 feet
    20. Reverse back to cash machine
    21. Retrieve card
    22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided
    23. Give appropriate one-fingered hand signal to irate male driver in line behind you.
    24. Restart stalled engine and pull off
    25. Drive for 2 to 3 miles
    26. Release Parking Brake


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    Woodchuck Canuck
    Good luck is the residue of good planning!

  2. #2
    Join Date
    Jun 2000
    Location
    Western Australia
    Age
    78
    Posts
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    So that's why my visa has score marks on the reverse side?
    Johnno

    Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.

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