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  1. #1
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    Default 'Nother joke you've prolly heard before!

    An old lady in a nursing home is wheeling up and down the halls in her
    wheelchair making sounds like she's driving a car.

    As she's going down the hall an old man jumps out of a room and says,
    "Excuse me ma'am but you were speeding."

    "Can I see your driver's license?" She digs around in her purse a
    little, pulls out a candy wrapper, and hands it to him. He looks it
    over, gives her a warning and sends her on her way.

    Up and down the halls she goes again. Again, the same old man jumps
    out of a room and says, "Excuse me ma'am but I saw you cross over the
    center line back there." "Can I see your registration please?"

    She digs around in her purse a little, pulls out a store receipt and
    hands it to him. He looks it over, gives her another warning and
    sends her on her way.

    She zooms off again up and down the halls weaving all over. As she
    comes to the old man's room again he jumps out.

    He's stark naked!

    The old lady in the wheel chair looks up and says, "Oh no-not the
    Breathalyzer again!"

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    You're right...but it's still funny

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    I'm picturing that very same guy doing the rounds of the home my mum was in.
    Thanks TL, I needed a bloody good laugh.
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    Yep heard it before, still v funny

    and your delivery was superb, TL
    regards
    Nick
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grumpy John View Post
    I'm picturing that very same guy doing the rounds of the home my mum was in.
    Thanks TL, I needed a bloody good laugh.
    My work here is done!

    Quote Originally Posted by Sawdust Maker View Post
    Yep heard it before, still v funny

    and your delivery was superb, TL
    I only cut and pasted. .... Oh! And deleted a word that would have put it in the oreange room! Unnecessary I thought. AS we can all fill in the required naughty bits. We don't need it all spelt out for us.
    anne-maria.
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