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25th June 2008, 08:16 PM #1
I don't remember being absent minded.
Funny, I don't remember being absent minded.
* I started out with nothing and still have most
of it left.
* My wild oats have nowadays turned into prunes
and All Bran.
* I finally got my head together, now my body
is falling apart.
* Funny, I don't remember being absent minded.
* Funny, I don't remember being absent minded.
* If all is not lost, where is it?
* I find it easier to get older than get wiser.
* It's hard to make a comeback, when you
can't remember going anywhere.
* Funny, I don't remember being absent minded.
* The only time the world beats a path to my door
is when I am stuck in the bathroom.
* If God wanted me to touch my toes easily, he
would have put them on my knees.
Funny, I don't remember being absent minded.
Allan
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You can't teach an old mouse new clicks.
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25th June 2008, 08:28 PM #2
Is this supposed to be a joke or a statement of fact for the aged?
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25th June 2008, 10:25 PM #3
Both. Better to laugh about it than be miserable. And let others laugh with you, in spite of their concern. Nobody gets out alive.
JoeOf course truth is stranger than fiction.
Fiction has to make sense. - Mark Twain
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