Famous Quotes

[Flowboy]

Heard in most Aussie family cars on Holiday,

..."Are we there yet?''

[Bleedin Thumb]

Off like a bucket of prawns in the sun.
Bangs like a dunny door.
He's a sandwich short of a cut lunch
He's got a few roos loose in the top paddock
He's not the sharpest tool in the shed

...god there are so many of them,

[ss_11000]

mr gibbs (p.o.t.c 2 )
"heave, heave like your being payed for it"

[Doughboy]

Well aren't you the most adorable black hole of need ... when talking about a 13 year old girl.

I would love to help you out, can you show me where you came in? ...... Unwanted vagrants in your life.

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Just spotted this in another post on the forum and had a quiet chuckle: "It's not the stick that's at fault; it's the monkey at the end of it."

[fxst]

youre a wave short of a shipwreck to a not so bright offsider his reply but we aren't on water.............I gave up
Pete

[rtfarty]

'The lights are on but nobody's home'

[noodle_snacks]

more useless than a condom vending machine in the vatican.

[Chris Parks]

There are promises and then there are core promises...J. Howard

Couldn't hit water if you fell out of a boat...Yabba on the SCG hill telling the batsman he didn't score.

Nothing gives me the s**ts and this is the closest thing to nothing I have ever seen...a mate of mine

I am so hungry i could eat a horse then chase the rider...my dad

It's so windy it would blow a brown dog off a chain...no attribute

[Iain]

Flat as a sh#t carters hat

[havenoideaatall]

Or "couldn't catch a cold!"

When someone says "If only":

[AlexS]

Barracker to a prelim boxer at the old Sydney Stadium (the tin shed):
Don't give up now, keep hittin' him with yer handbag.

[Ashore]

Thick as two bricks end on
He's like a 240 volt lamp in a 10 volt socket a tad dim
Honestly its only a cold sore
Like a one armed paper hanger with an itchy #####
lower than a snakes belly in a wagon rut
A promise from him isn't worth the paper it isn't written on

[Daddles]

They call him Opium because he's a slow working dope

[AlexS]

They call his mate Draino - clean around the bend.