Famous Quotes

[black1]

"Flash as a rat with a gold tooth"
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"That so far ya need a sixpack and a cut lunch to get there"

"youre entitled to any opinion ya like as long as it the same as mine"

these two get used regulary and at a staff meeting i replied

"its running like the well oiled machine that it is" to how youre section going?
usually i just reply "cool"

and i think henry ford once said "you can have it in any colour you like as long as its
black"????

"coundnt give a fat rats clacker"

[bookend]

If you haven'y checked out http://despair.com/viewall.html, do yourself a favour.

A couple of samples

It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others.

For every winner there are dozens of losers. Odds are you're one of them.

[Honorary Bloke]

How unattractive is she? "Well, you could throw her in a pond and skim off ugly all day."

On W.C. Fields' grave marker: "On the whole, I'd rather be in Philadelphia."

[jmk89]

W.C Fields, on his deathbed, replied to friends who asked why he (a well-known atheist) was reading the Bible - "Looking for loopholes"

[ROB NZ]

Two quotes from a much respected and now deceased metalwork tutor:

Of a difficult piece of steel:

"As hard as goat's knees".

And while sharpening a tool on an a grinder, without goggles:

" It hardens the eyeballs".

Cheers,

ROB NZ

[silentC]

If you haven'y checked out http://despair.com/viewall.html, do yourself a favour.

Love it!

When you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true. Unless it's really a meteorite hurtling to the Earth which will destroy all life. Then you're pretty much hosed no matter what you wish for. Unless it's death by meteor.

[JDub]

Full as a dribblers flute

Full as a fat ladies undies

[Christopha]

A mate used one on the job this mornin', " That's as close as F#$k is to swearin"

[womble]

the ends justify the means (or more literally, one must consider the final result)

niccolo machiavelli

[E. maculata]

During hardie 1000 at bathurst, camera panning to following D Johnstons greenstuff charge up the hill.

"see Dick heads up the mountain"

almost instantaneously same camera settles on bunch of yobbos' carriyng on at the top of the hill.


No comment from Darryl for at least 20 seconds afterwards .

[Doughboy]

When riding along on the third leg of the Tom Quilty Endurance Ride. Some one comented that the terrain was surprisingly steep and my father replied......

Up an' down like a new brides nighty!

Flat out like a lizard drinking

[Driver]

As nervous as a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs.

[powderpost]

Heard on the Channel 10 news after an Easter break..... "Traffic congestion on the Gold Coast to Brisbane road, can be reduced if everyone staggers their departure times".
Jim

[Bleedin Thumb]

All over the place like a mad womans breakfast.
As mad as a cut snake.
As reliable as a two bob watch.
As useful as an ashtray on a motorbike.
As useful as tits on a bull.
As dry as a pommies towel
Fair suck of the savaloy mate put a cork in it!

[AlexS]

...off like Annie's knickers.