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Thread: Famous Quotes
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14th November 2006, 11:54 PM #46
"Flash as a rat with a gold tooth"
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"That so far ya need a sixpack and a cut lunch to get there"
"youre entitled to any opinion ya like as long as it the same as mine"
these two get used regulary and at a staff meeting i replied
"its running like the well oiled machine that it is" to how youre section going?
usually i just reply "cool"
and i think henry ford once said "you can have it in any colour you like as long as its
black"????
"coundnt give a fat rats clacker"Last edited by black1; 15th November 2006 at 12:50 AM. Reason: thought of more
First On Race Day
And the first brock trophy goes to...............
and we got no "2" as well
A FORD driver.
ironic isnt it?
and if ya cant win on ya own merit punt em off!!!
holden cheater team!!!!!
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15th November 2006, 12:35 AM #47Senior Member
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If you haven'y checked out http://despair.com/viewall.html, do yourself a favour.
A couple of samples
It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others.
For every winner there are dozens of losers. Odds are you're one of them.Graeme
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15th November 2006, 07:25 AM #48
How unattractive is she? "Well, you could throw her in a pond and skim off ugly all day."
On W.C. Fields' grave marker: "On the whole, I'd rather be in Philadelphia."Cheers,
Bob
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15th November 2006, 08:12 AM #49
W.C Fields, on his deathbed, replied to friends who asked why he (a well-known atheist) was reading the Bible - "Looking for loopholes"
Cheers
Jeremy
If it were done when 'tis done, then 'twere well it were done quickly
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15th November 2006, 08:43 AM #50Member
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Two quotes from a much respected and now deceased metalwork tutor:
Of a difficult piece of steel:
"As hard as goat's knees".
And while sharpening a tool on an a grinder, without goggles:
" It hardens the eyeballs".
Cheers,
ROB NZ
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15th November 2006, 09:00 AM #51If you haven'y checked out http://despair.com/viewall.html, do yourself a favour.
When you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true. Unless it's really a meteorite hurtling to the Earth which will destroy all life. Then you're pretty much hosed no matter what you wish for. Unless it's death by meteor.
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15th November 2006, 09:54 AM #52
Full as a dribblers flute
Full as a fat ladies undiesI want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
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15th November 2006, 01:39 PM #53
A mate used one on the job this mornin', " That's as close as F#$k is to swearin"
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15th November 2006, 01:55 PM #54
the ends justify the means (or more literally, one must consider the final result)
niccolo machiavelli
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15th November 2006, 08:24 PM #55
During hardie 1000 at bathurst, camera panning to following D Johnstons greenstuff charge up the hill.
"see Dick heads up the mountain"
almost instantaneously same camera settles on bunch of yobbos' carriyng on at the top of the hill.
No comment from Darryl for at least 20 seconds afterwards .Bruce C.
catchy catchphrase needed here, apply in writing to the above .
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15th November 2006, 09:06 PM #56
When riding along on the third leg of the Tom Quilty Endurance Ride. Some one comented that the terrain was surprisingly steep and my father replied......
Up an' down like a new brides nighty!
Flat out like a lizard drinkingIf you are never in over your head how do you know how tall you are?
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15th November 2006, 09:46 PM #57
As nervous as a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs.
Driver of the Forums
Lord of the Manor of Upper Legover
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15th November 2006, 10:05 PM #58
Heard on the Channel 10 news after an Easter break..... "Traffic congestion on the Gold Coast to Brisbane road, can be reduced if everyone staggers their departure times".
JimSometimes in the daily challenges that life gives us, we miss what is really important...
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16th November 2006, 04:31 PM #59
All over the place like a mad womans breakfast.
As mad as a cut snake.
As reliable as a two bob watch.
As useful as an ashtray on a motorbike.
As useful as tits on a bull.
As dry as a pommies towel
Fair suck of the savaloy mate put a cork in it!
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16th November 2006, 05:50 PM #60
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