Milestones on the path of life

[ernknot]

yep, redbacks for me too, blunnies used to be my favourite but redbacks walk all over them comfort and traction wise

What are you guys doing on the roof? You are supposed to be in the shed making sawdust!

[silentC]

How d'ya reckon I built shed?

[Driver]

Hmm... how do the poly caps go with the cold? I've worn the toes out on the ol' steel-caps and if I'm gonna replace 'em, I may as well look for something that doesn't act like a 'frig on cold days. I hate putting 'em on first thing in the morning. It's a bit awkward trying to look macho as you walk past the ladies while your toes are doing their best shrinking testicle imitation, trying to crawl back into the warm...

Skew,

I'm struggling a bit with this, mate. While I sympathise with your plight (cold tootsies are never a happy experience) I'm having difficulty visualising your description. :confused:

I mean, if your toes are trying to emulate what happens to your tackle in cold weather, they'd be crawling back somewhere north of their normal location, wouldn't they? And that means you'd be shuffling past the ladies on your knees with your feet apparently tucked up your chuff.

You're right, looking macho in those circumstances would be a tough call.

I'm trying to work out how the Code of Practice might help in these difficult circumstances.

Col

[Andy Mac]

I have actually been contemplating the Hush Puppy route, must be an age thing...the soft shoes after a day in steel caps, but still warm and reasonably safe for a night in the shed. Ugg boots belong in the house!!

Cheers,
Andy

PS. Gumby, where does first hammer, toolbox, L. Nielson plane etc fit in?

[Gumby]

PS. Gumby, where does first hammer, toolbox, L. Nielson plane etc fit in?

just after your first divorce (or maybe just before )

[Christopha]

My Milestones all seem to be bloody big rocks, over which I trip and land flat on my face..... Bugger!

[Gumby]

land flat on my face.... !

That explains a lot

[Sturdee]

My Milestones all seem to be bloody big rocks, over which I trip and land flat on my face..... Bugger!

Then they are millstones.


Peter.

[silentC]

I was thinking he's not drinking enough, because if he was drunk, he would be staggering up the middle of the road like I do on my way home from the pub on Friday night, instead of walking up the soft shoulder and tripping over milestones.

[Christopha]

I was working on the theory that if I drank enough I woouldn't feel as much pain...... dint wurk!