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  1. 25th July 2015, 12:45 PM #31
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grumpy John View Post
    43, prove me wrong .
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Age_of_the_captain
    The answer is definitely 58

    You left out the "O"

    W = 23
    O = 15
    T = 20

    WOT = 23 + 15 + 20 = 58 NOT 23 + 20 = 43
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  2. 25th July 2015, 01:08 PM #32
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    Originally Posted by DaveTTC I just figured they were hand in hand then after reading the rest of the thread thought whoops. I spoilt the moment lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chesand View Post
    We will let you off this time, but don't do it again.
    I think Dave should have to explain to Kate why she is not walking faster than Will. After all she is taking more steps, her legs are moving faster - Right.
    So isn't that the same as saying that if I turned a bowl in 1 hour when the motor was running at 1000RMP and then I change the motor speed to 1500 RPM and turned another bowl in 1 hour, then we would agree that the speed of production is the same, but the motor is running faster.
    Why can't Kate be walking faster?
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    The weight- Is it troy, US or EU standard?
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  4. 25th July 2015, 02:00 PM #34
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    Quote Originally Posted by DavidG View Post
    The weight- Is it troy, US or EU standard?
    Gee, didn't know Troy had any gold - last time I saw him he borrowed $50 to keep him afloat until pension day
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    Quote Originally Posted by DavidG View Post
    The weight- Is it troy, US or EU standard?
    Troy
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    Did they 'step into the bushes' for a rest on the way, that would change the heart rate

    geez if I was with her it would.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Oldgreybeard View Post
    Gee, didn't know Troy had any gold - last time I saw him he borrowed $50 to keep him afloat until pension day
    Troy doesn't have any gold....................... Greece is broke, isn't it?
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    Quote Originally Posted by yvan View Post
    Wot is the age of the captain?
    As old as his eyes and a little older than his teeth.
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    Okay, everyone has been paid back with interest, I've wasted way more than 5 minutes on this thread .
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  10. 25th July 2015, 03:54 PM #40
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tonto View Post
    Did they 'step into the bushes' for a rest on the way, that would change the heart rate

    geez if I was with her it would.
    Probably cause heavy breathing and change the respiration rate also.

    This is going to cause major mathmatical problems. The speed doesn't change, but what happens to the walking speed ? Surely the number of steps would be the same, but the actual time walking must decrease which would change the walking speed.

    Maybe we need to change the formula so that the "time" factor in the formula includes the actual walking time plus 'bonking" time and any other extraneous interruptions.


    Perhaps we could claim some time from Grumpy John and ask him to adjudicate as to the circumstances under which "bonking" time should be included in the calculation of Speed and / or Walking speed
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grumpy John View Post
    Okay, everyone has been paid back with interest, I've wasted way more than 5 minutes on this thread .
    OK let's call the ledger balanced.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Oldgreybeard View Post
    OK let's call the ledger balanced.
    Oy! Speak fer yerself! At least this post will get me another 15 seconds from Gruñón Juan. Reckon I've only got a couple of minutes to go now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FenceFurniture View Post
    Oy! Speak fer yerself! At least this post will get me another 15 seconds from Gruñón Juan. Reckon I've only got a couple of minutes to go now.
    I reckon I'm at least 60 minutes in credit with you Brett for putting you on to the Robin Trower video.
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    Who's Robin Trower

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    Quote Originally Posted by DaveTTC View Post
    Who's Robin Trower

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    https://www.woodworkforums.com/showthread.php?t=196117
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