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Thread: Famous Quotes
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14th November 2006, 02:10 PM #31
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14th November 2006, 02:11 PM #32
"I told you I was ill"
Spike Milligan. On his gravestone.
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14th November 2006, 03:47 PM #33
I'll only put it in a little way......
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14th November 2006, 04:00 PM #34
Trust me, what can go wrong?
Hey, watch this!
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14th November 2006, 04:33 PM #35
What happens when you press this button?
Driver of the Forums
Lord of the Manor of Upper Legover
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14th November 2006, 04:36 PM #36
Wot's this button,
Wot's this button,
Wot's this button 'ere for?
Alexei Sayle
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14th November 2006, 04:38 PM #37rrich Guest
I had an immature manager, about 10 years my junior. He was giving me a pile of used oats trying to impress me with his new found power. I looked up at him and said, "Keep it up, Dennis. Just remember I was looking for a job when I found this one." And Dennis found another job about six months before I did.
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14th November 2006, 04:56 PM #38
How hard can it be?
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14th November 2006, 05:21 PM #39Banned
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"What does that red button do?"
The female space-shuttle astroperson.
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14th November 2006, 07:53 PM #40SENIOR MEMBER
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Pizza shop slogan - "7 days without pizza makes one Weak.
At a Towing Company - "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows"
On the trucks of a local plumbing company - "Don't sleep with a drip - call your plumber"
Sign at the psychic's Hotline - "Don't call us, we'll call you"
On a Taxidermist's window - "We really know our stuff"
Outside a Muffler Shop - "No appointment Necessary, we hear you coming"
On the door of a Computer Store: "Out for a quick byte."
On an Electricians truck - "Let us remove your shorts."
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14th November 2006, 08:37 PM #41
Or being care free don't care as long as its free, ( my inlaws)
Dave,
hug the tree before you start the chainsaw.
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14th November 2006, 08:41 PM #42Banned
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On the floor of an elevator in Melb Research Institute. "Schindlers Lift"
Slogan for Otis Elevators " We never let you down"
On a butcher where I lived in Brookline Mass. on Beacon Street
"Beacon Kosher" Everytime I saw it I'd double take, thinking it said "Bacon Kosher"
On a door at St George's in Sydney " This door is alarmed at Six...but really terrified at Seven"
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14th November 2006, 09:03 PM #43
It's a wigwam for a gooses bridle..... said by my father when asked by one of us kids about something he did not think we needed to know.
So thirsty I could suck a golf ball through a garden hose...... my fathers uncle.
That pothole is so big you need a cut lunch to get out of it.... someone
You sit that close to the telly and you will end up with square eyes! ..... my mumIf you are never in over your head how do you know how tall you are?
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14th November 2006, 09:17 PM #44On the floor of an elevator in Melb Research Institute. "Schindlers Lift"
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14th November 2006, 09:38 PM #45
Another famous (but maybe dubious) Churchill quote was:
Some woman: "Winston, if you were my husband, I should give you poison".
Churchill: "Madam, if you were my wife, I'd drink it".
Mark Twain produced some beauties.
http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Mark_Twain/
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