Forgive me father for I have sinned

[Termite]

In-laws are away for a few days and the wife is assigned to feed the cat. Anyway while I was working on the bookshelves in their house, the bastard came up to me and gave me this most irritating “miaw”.:mad: :mad: :mad:

Oh maybe he is hungry or something. Then the devil in me told me to give him some food. So I did that and filled up the water too.

Damn I still cannot believe that I actually fed a CAT. And can’t they just eat left-over instead of Tuna?:mad:

You are definitely in need of therapy Wongo, and after reading this I need a Scotch.

[Iain]

Hang on Termite, I'll come and help

[Daddles]

My son feeds the furball - only, of course, he's always late. The cat, like all it's kind, demands to be fed early. But, instead of bugging 'he who fills the bowl', he bugs ME ... because he's worked that if he bugs me, I'll bug the lad who then fills the bowl Don't tell me they're stupid.

Richard

he's a dab hand with labradoodles too

[Wongo]

Hang on Termite, I'll come and help

Do tell Iain. What is it involved? Sharp knife and hot oil?

[Iain]

The Scotch man, The Scotch

[Termite]

The Scotch man, The Scotch

Of course, Scotch first............then we cook the cat. :eek:

[arose62]

My daughter and I had CATS for lunch yesterday:

"Cheese And Tomato Sandwiches".

Cheers,
Andrew

[ptc]

Shame on all of you !!

[bsrlee]

Just don't give the thing Panadol or cooked starfish to eat. With Panadol/dein they shred the place & then cark it. Starfish they just go away & don't come back

[Tikki]

My son feeds the furball - only, of course, he's always late. The cat, like all it's kind, demands to be fed early. But, instead of bugging 'he who fills the bowl', he bugs ME ... because he's worked that if he bugs me, I'll bug the lad who then fills the bowl Don't tell me they're stupid.

Richard

he's a dab hand with labradoodles too

Hate cats .... but Shadow's a cool dude
As for the Labradoodle .... didn't someone promise it a bullet?

[Bodgy]

Just don't give the thing Panadol or cooked starfish to eat. With Panadol/dein they shred the place & then cark it. Starfish they just go away & don't come back

Can you buy starfish at the Fish Markets?

[Toolin Around]

They too are god's creatures. Destructive, seemingly selfish, left in the bush they do untold damage to the environment.

Kinda like teenagers in Sydney as of late. Maybe they're parents should stop feeding them as well.

[Groggy]

Many years ago my sister's Siamese was on my shoulders when I accidentally electrocuted myself (long story and you won't get to hear it). The cat fell off my shoulders onto its head, then, after a second or two, it spat at everything in sight and ran sideways up a wall and through a window.

Following that little episode, that I didn't tell my sister about, I could make that cat do things that just weren't natural. For instance, I could sneak up close and go "Bzzzzztttt" and touch the cat. She would then do a ten foot leap under an eight foot ceiling.

I still have the scars in my shoulders, but no more cat.

[Iain]

Recycling time again, haven't put it on for a while......

[doug the slug]

i like cats but i can never eat a whole one by myself