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  1. #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wongo
    In-laws are away for a few days and the wife is assigned to feed the cat. Anyway while I was working on the bookshelves in their house, the bastard came up to me and gave me this most irritating “miaw”.:mad: :mad: :mad:

    Oh maybe he is hungry or something. Then the devil in me told me to give him some food. So I did that and filled up the water too.

    Damn I still cannot believe that I actually fed a CAT. And can’t they just eat left-over instead of Tuna?:mad:
    You are definitely in need of therapy Wongo, and after reading this I need a Scotch.

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    Hang on Termite, I'll come and help
    Stupidity kills. Absolute stupidity kills absolutely.

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    My son feeds the furball - only, of course, he's always late. The cat, like all it's kind, demands to be fed early. But, instead of bugging 'he who fills the bowl', he bugs ME ... because he's worked that if he bugs me, I'll bug the lad who then fills the bowl Don't tell me they're stupid.

    Richard

    he's a dab hand with labradoodles too

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    Quote Originally Posted by Iain
    Hang on Termite, I'll come and help
    Do tell Iain. What is it involved? Sharp knife and hot oil?

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    The Scotch man, The Scotch
    Stupidity kills. Absolute stupidity kills absolutely.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Iain
    The Scotch man, The Scotch
    Of course, Scotch first............then we cook the cat. :eek:

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    My daughter and I had CATS for lunch yesterday:

    "Cheese And Tomato Sandwiches".

    Cheers,
    Andrew

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    Shame on all of you !!
    Last edited by ptc; 30th June 2006 at 11:01 PM.
    p.t.c

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    Just don't give the thing Panadol or cooked starfish to eat. With Panadol/dein they shred the place & then cark it. Starfish they just go away & don't come back

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    Quote Originally Posted by Daddles


    My son feeds the furball - only, of course, he's always late. The cat, like all it's kind, demands to be fed early. But, instead of bugging 'he who fills the bowl', he bugs ME ... because he's worked that if he bugs me, I'll bug the lad who then fills the bowl Don't tell me they're stupid.

    Richard

    he's a dab hand with labradoodles too
    Hate cats .... but Shadow's a cool dude
    As for the Labradoodle .... didn't someone promise it a bullet?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bsrlee
    Just don't give the thing Panadol or cooked starfish to eat. With Panadol/dein they shred the place & then cark it. Starfish they just go away & don't come back
    Can you buy starfish at the Fish Markets?
    Bodgy
    "Is it not enough simply to be able to appreciate the beauty of the garden without it being necessary to believe that there are faeries at the bottom of it? " Douglas Adams

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wood Borer
    They too are god's creatures. Destructive, seemingly selfish, left in the bush they do untold damage to the environment.
    Kinda like teenagers in Sydney as of late. Maybe they're parents should stop feeding them as well.

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    Default The electric cat

    Many years ago my sister's Siamese was on my shoulders when I accidentally electrocuted myself (long story and you won't get to hear it). The cat fell off my shoulders onto its head, then, after a second or two, it spat at everything in sight and ran sideways up a wall and through a window.

    Following that little episode, that I didn't tell my sister about, I could make that cat do things that just weren't natural. For instance, I could sneak up close and go "Bzzzzztttt" and touch the cat. She would then do a ten foot leap under an eight foot ceiling.

    I still have the scars in my shoulders, but no more cat.

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    Recycling time again, haven't put it on for a while......
    Stupidity kills. Absolute stupidity kills absolutely.

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    Default I like cats

    i like cats but i can never eat a whole one by myself

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