Crazy mixed up kid

**Ashore** · 29th April 2009, 01:34 AM

He's as thick as two bricks.....end on

rrich · 30th April 2009, 05:15 AM

Originally Posted by

If your brains were dynamite it wouldn't lift your hat.

I had always heard it as . . .

If brains were dynamite, you couldn't blow your nose.

**Tim the Timber Turner** · 30th April 2009, 11:17 AM

One from the bush.

"He's got a kangaroo loose in the top paddock"

**Lignin** · 1st May 2009, 04:56 PM

You must have two ***** cos you couldn't be that stupid playing with just one!!

(Somebody had to lower the tone.Sorry, Lady Grey)

**rotten_66** · 6th May 2009, 02:35 PM

Foghorn leghorn: About as sharp as a bowling ball

**Barry_White** · 6th May 2009, 06:09 PM

A woodie one.
"Not the sharpest tool in the shed."

**Lignin** · 6th May 2009, 06:45 PM

A Pommie one:
Dim as a Toc-H lamp!

**underfoot** · 7th May 2009, 07:01 AM

my dads one,
he's a sandwich short of a picnic

**Lignin** · 7th May 2009, 09:51 AM

A pre-decimal one:
He's only 19 bob on the Quid!!

Decimalised:
He's only 95 cents in the $.

**rosewood** · 7th May 2009, 10:23 AM

The old classic.
If his head was a pumpkin, it wouldn't have seeds in it.

**Sawdust Maker** · 11th May 2009, 10:09 PM

Elevator doesn't go to the top floor

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