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  1. 14th June 2009, 10:53 AM #1
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    Childbirth at 65

    Too good not to pass on, Enjoy !!!

    With all the new technology regarding fertility, recently a 65-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth. When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit.

    'May I see the new baby?' I asked

    'Not yet,' She said 'I'll make coffee and we can chat for a while first.'

    Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, 'May I see the new baby now?'

    'No, not yet,' She said.

    After another few minutes had elapsed,

    I asked again, 'May I see the baby now?'

    'No, not yet,' replied my friend.

    Growing very impatient, I asked, 'Well, when can I see the baby?'

    'WHEN HE CRIES!' she told me.

    'WHEN HE CRIES?' I demanded. 'Why do I have to wait until he CRIES?'

    'BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM, O.K.?!!'
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  2. 14th June 2009, 06:35 PM #2
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    To grow old is inevitable.... To grow up is optional

    Confidence, the feeling you have before you fully understand the situation.

    What could possibly go wrong.
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    Ah Wheelin that's funny as mate..
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    hug the tree before you start the chainsaw.
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    Giving birth at 65 that's stretching things a bit isn't it?
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    At 65, most things are stretched, or at least severely whinkled!!
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    that's a very good one
    ...but together with the coffee civility flowed back into him
    Patrick O'Brian, Treason's Harbour
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    A recent news for a woman aged 66 from the UK then this mother of twins aged 70
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