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    Default The old fart test #2!

    THE OLD FART TEST #2!



    1. Almost everthing hurts, and what doesn't hurt doesn't work!
    2. You feel like the night before and you haven't been anywhere!
    3. You get winded playing Chess!
    4. You know all the answers, but nobody ask you the questions!
    5. You look forward to a dull evening!
    6. You sit on a rocking chair and can't get it going!
    7. Your knees buckle but your belt won't!
    8. The little old gray haired lady you help across the street is your Wife!
    9. You have been flying R/C airplanes for years but still prefer flying a trainer!






    If You remember 70% to 80 % , YOU ARE A CARD CARRYING
    " OLD FART "




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    Hey you, i resemble this.


    Cheers Fred
    Cheers Fred



    The difference between light and hard is that you can sleep with the light on.
    http://www.redbubble.com/people/fredsmi ... t_creative"

    Updated 26 April 2010
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    Every thing but the little gray haired lady.

    My wife is 25 years less old than I am.
    I figure the first gray hair will be the end
    of her.

    Last year at the airshow:

    I married her because of her wonderful mind.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Papa View Post
    Every thing but the little gray haired lady.

    My wife is 25 years less old than I am.
    I figure the first gray hair will be the end
    of her.

    Last year at the airshow:

    I married her because of her wonderful mind.
    Yer PAPA I can see her wonderfull mind,Not bad at all.
    My little old lady is blonde too.Only thing is,it is silver under neath.
    Back To Car Building & All The Sawdust.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Papa View Post
    Every thing but the little gray haired lady.

    My wife is 25 years less old than I am.
    I figure the first gray hair will be the end
    of her.

    Last year at the airshow:

    I married her because of her wonderful mind.
    Cradle Snatcher
    Cheers Fred



    The difference between light and hard is that you can sleep with the light on.
    http://www.redbubble.com/people/fredsmi ... t_creative"

    Updated 26 April 2010
    http://sites.google.com/site/pomfred/

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    Cradle Snatcher
    Get'em young and train them right!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Papa View Post
    Get'em young and train them right!
    Did it work?

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    Quote Originally Posted by View Post
    Did it work?
    Don't know yet, only been together 14 years!

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