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Thread: Will I Live to be 80
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31st December 2008, 10:14 PM #1
Will I Live to be 80
Will I live to be 80?
Recently I turned 73 and had to choose a new cardiologist.
After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly well for my age."
A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, "Do you think I will live to be 80?"
He asked: "Do you smoke tobacco or drink alcoholic beverages?"
"Oh no," I replied. "I don't do drugs, either."
"Do you have many friends and entertain frequently?"
I said, "No, I usually stay home and keep to myself"
"Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?"
I said, "No, my other doctor said that all red meat is unhealthy!"
"Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, tennis, sailing, hiking or bicycling?" "No, I don't," I said.
"Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?"
"No," I said. "I don't do any of those things."
He looked at me and said, "Then why do you give a %#$t?"
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6th January 2009, 07:53 AM #2
nice one - you're on a bit of a roll this year!
Cheers,
Dave...but together with the coffee civility flowed back into him
Patrick O'Brian, Treason's Harbour
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9th January 2009, 04:22 PM #3
Love it - Cheers
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