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    Default kids one liners

    My four year old daughter just said
    "Give me a bath or the teddy dies"
    Mick

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    A four year old wants a bath?
    anne-maria.
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    Yeah, kids come up with some pearlers.

    Below is a conversation from a few years ago, between my son (then 4) and daughter (then 7).

    Daughter : I'm seven and I can do .... and ... and ... (rattles off a list of all of the things she can and/or is allowed to do).

    Son : I'm 4, I don't have to do anything!
    Cheers.

    Vernon.
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