kiwi

[weisyboy]

how can ya tell when a bloke is a kiwi?

when he walks into the bar in a richard hadley teeshirt and a pair of jandals singing the kiwi national song "i still call australia home"

[Gingermick]

But how will you know that they are jandels and not sandels?

[weisyboy]

well if ya cant tell ya can always have a game of rugby with them and when the score comes out to "aus nill nz sux" ya know whats what.