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Thread: irish sausages
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12th June 2008, 09:32 AM #1
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irish sausages
Irish Sausages.
"Can I have some Irish Sausages, please?" asked the Irishman, walking up to the counter.
The assistant looked at him and asked: "Are you Irish?"
"If I had asked you for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?" demanded the Irishman indignantly. "Or, if I asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?" Then, warming to his theme, he went on,"Or if I asked you for a Kosher hot dog, would you ask me if I was Jewish?"
"Or, if I asked you for a taco, would you ask me if I was Mexican?"
"Would ya? Would Ya?"
The assistant said: "Well no."
Suitably encouraged by the success of his logic, the Irishman steps it up a gear. "And if I asked you for frog's legs, would you ask me if I was French? What about Danish Bacon, would you ask me if I was Danish?"
"Well, I probably wouldn't," conceded the assistant.
So, now bursting with righteous indignation, the Irishman says, "Well, all right then, why did you ask me if I'm Irish just because I asked for Irish sausages?" The assistant replied, "Because you're in Bunnings".
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12th June 2008, 10:38 AM #2
At Bunnings they would probably say, "yes, can you give me clue what they look like?"
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Jeremy
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12th June 2008, 12:29 PM #3
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Or they'd send you outside to the little Hotdog kiosk...
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12th June 2008, 12:38 PM #4
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Aisle 5 with the kitchenware
PeterThe other day I described to my daughter how to find something in the garage by saying "It's right near my big saw". A few minutes later she came back to ask: "Do you mean the black one, the green one, or the blue one?".
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12th June 2008, 04:13 PM #5
Hope the assistant wasn't thin skinned.,
otherwise he may have had a beef about it
Allan
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12th June 2008, 05:37 PM #6
Ah yes but was he using a Saw Stop
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