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  1. #1
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    Talking Birth

    A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in and
    informs the dad that his son was born without torso, arms or legs.
    The son is just a head! But the dad loves his son and raises him as well
    as he can, with love and compassion

    After 21 years, the son is now old enough for his first drink. Dad
    takes him to the bar, tearfully tells the son he is proud of him and
    orders up the biggest, strongest drink for his boy. With all the bar
    patrons looking on curiously and the bartender shaking his head in
    disbelief, the boy takes his first sip of alcohol.

    Swoooop! A torso pops out!

    The bar is dead silent; then bursts into a whoop of joy. The father,
    shocked, begs his son to drink again. The patrons chant "Take
    another drink"! The bartender still shakes his head in dismay.

    Swoooop! Two arms pops out.

    The bar goes wild. The father, crying and wailing, begs his son on
    to drink again. The patrons chant "Take another drink"! The bartender
    ignores the whole affair. By now the boy is getting tipsy, and with
    his new hands he reaches down, grabs his drink and guzzles the last
    of it.

    Swoooop! Two legs pop out.

    The bar is in chaos. The father falls to his knees and tearfully
    thanks God. The boy stands up on his new legs and stumbles to the
    left...then to the right.... right through the front door, into the
    street, where a truck runs over him and kills him instantly.

    The bar falls silent. The father moans in grief. The bartender sighs
    and says...




    (wait for it)





    it's coming)






    (Ya ready?)






    (don't hate me)




    (take a deep breath)







    "He should have quit while he was a head
    To err is human, to really stuff up requires a computer!

  2. #2
    Join Date
    Jul 2000
    Location
    Drop Bear Capital of Gippsland (Lang Lang) Vic Australia
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    74
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    You realise you could be banished to Queensland for something like that
    Stupidity kills. Absolute stupidity kills absolutely.

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